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Pretty Fly for a Jedi

Give it to me Obi, a-ha a-ha!
Give it to me Obi, a-ha a-ha!
Obi-Wan-Kenobi, a-ha a-ha!
And all the wookies say he´s pretty fly for a jedi.
Uno, Dos, Tres, Quatro, Cinco, Cinco, Sies!

You know it´s kinda hard waiting for that day in May,
Our searcher think he´s cool cuz he´ll be first in line that day,
He´s not as smart as 3PO what happens when you stop,
But restless Obi-Wan, he´s a jedi for our world!

He just can´t wait, he´s marked that day,
He´s so excited he he might hyperventilate,
Thinks he´s in the scene on desert Tatooine,
It´s his big day, it´s his big day!
Dressed in his place for a favour race,
He wants to nail Queen Amidala up in outer-space,
He´s Obi-Wan-Kenobi so,
Hey hey do that jedi thing!

Give it to me Obi, a-ha a-ha!
Give it to me Obi, a-ha a-ha!
Obi-Wan-Kenobi, a-ha a-ha!
And all the wookies say he´s pretty fly for a jedi!

First there was Darth Vader, and now there´s Darth Maul,
But he´d be happy playing with the Jar-Jar big stall,
He fights the evil empire, completed Yodas task,
He´s looking for another chick that kick up it his ass!

He just can´t wait, he´s marked that day,
He´s so excited he he might hyperventilate,
Thinks he´s in the scene on desert Tatooine,
It´s his big day, it´s his big day!
Dressed in his place for a favour race,
He want´s to nailplay it on the dollar looking at his face,
He´s Obi-Wan-Kenobi so,
Hey hey do that jedi thing! 

I wanna be stormtrooper 

I gotta get off this planet
Tatooine is such a hell hole
Why the hell do I even bother?
I ain't got no future here
I probably spend the rest of my life here
Fixing moisture evaporators for the townspeople
Or repairing droids for pocket change
Fending off the sand-people...
poor sand-people...
Look what they've been reduced to...
i bet with a little education and a homeworld
they could make something out their lives
but nothing will ever get better
here in grimy cuthole of space

I should join The Empire
I know there evil an all
but they're a good kinda evil
the uniforms are way cool
and they get to travel and most of us dont
And chicks dig Stormtroopers...big time
their like...intergalactic rockstars
stormtroopers get laid men, but not me
if I want a little love, i got to hitch a ride to Mos Eisley
50 cents for a wookie prostitute

50 seconds pleasure
and 50 years of regret...wookie love is pointless
my life is pointless
I gotta get ya of this planet 

Yoda

I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
where it bubbles all the time
like a giant carbonated soda,
S O D A, soda.

I saw the little runt/wimp sitting there on a log.
I asked him his name
and in a raspy voice he said Yoda,
Y O D A, Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.

Well, I've been around but I ain't never seen
a guy who looks like a Muppet
but he's wrinkled and green,
Oh my Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.

Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
how he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
oh my Yoda.
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Well, I left home just a week before,
and I've never ever been a Jedi before
but Obi-Wan he set me straight of course,
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force."

Well, I'm not the kind that'll argue with Ben
So it looks I'm gonna start all over again
with my Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

So I used the force,
I picked up a box,
I lifted some rocks,
Well I stood on my head,
Well I won't forget what Yoda said.
He said "Luke, stay away from the darker side,
and if you start to go astray let the Force be your guide."
Oh my Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.

"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed.
But, remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed"
Oh my Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
so I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess.
But I know that I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part till I'm old and grey.

The Long-term contract I hadda sign
says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
with my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
(continue to fade...) 

Cantina

(Help me Obi-wan Kenobi, you're my only hope)
(R2-D2)
Her name was Leia, she was a princess,
with a danish on each ear, and Darth Vader drawing near
so R2-D2 found Ben Kenobi, (Obi-Wan)
He'd have to put the Death Star plans into the Rebellions hands,
So Luke and Obi-Wan had to get to Alderaan
So they stopped into Mos Eisly to have a drink with Han

At the Star Wars, Star Wars cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seena
Here at the Star Wars, Star Wars cantina,
music and blasters and old Jedi masters
at the Star Wars.

Oona Koota Solo?
His name was Solo (Han solo), he was a pilot
with a blaster at his side and a smile twelve parsecs wide,
there with Chewbacca, he was a Wookie,
They met with Luke and Obi-Wan about the Millennium Falcon,
docking bay ninety four(ninety four), stormtroopers at the door
With a flash of Bens lightsaber, now there's an arm on the floor

At the Star Wars, Star Wars cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seena
Here at the Star Wars, Star Wars cantina,
music and blasters and old Jedi masters
at the Star Wars. (Mos Eisly Spaceport, you will never
find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy,
we must be cautious)

His name was Yoda, he was a muppet.
Darth Vader was so bad and by the way he's Luke's dad,
Luke kissed his sister, his hand got cut off
In that galaxy far far away, Luke has had a lousy day,
Boba Fett was so mean, Jabba had bad hygiene,
Why didn't they all just relax, back on Tatooine

At the Star Wars, Star Wars cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seena
Here at the Star Wars, Star Wars cantina,
music and blasters and old Jedi masters
at the Star Wars. (The Force will be with you¦always)

The Star Wars.
The Star Wars cantina
The Star Wars.
The Star Wars cantina

The Jedi Song

A long, long time ago, In a galaxy far away,
Naboo was under an attack.
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn,
Could talk the Federation in
to maybe cutting them a little slack.
But their response, it didn't thrill us,
They locked the doors and tried to kill us.
we escaped from that gas,
And met Jar Jar and Boss Nass.
We took a Bongo from the scene,
And we went to Theed to see the Queen.
We all wound up on Tatooine,
That's where we found this boy.

Chourus: Oh my, my This here Anakin guy.
May be Vader, some day later,
Now he's just a small fry.
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye,
Saying 'soon I'm gonna be a Jedi,
Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi!'

Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave?
But he can use the force, they say.
Oh, do you see him hittin' on the Queen?
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen.
Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her, some day.

Well, I know he built C-3PO, 
And I heard how fast his pod can go.
And we were broke, it's true, 
So we made a wager or two.

Well, he was a pre-pubescent flyin' ace. 
And the minute Jabba started off that race, 
Well, I knew who'd win first place, 
Oh yes, it was our boy!

We started singing: 
Oh my, my this here Anakin guy.
May be Vader, some day later, now he's just a small fry.
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Saying 'soon I'm gonna be a Jedi,
Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi!'

Well, we finally got to Coruscant,
The Jedi council, we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be. 
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midichlorions were off the scale, 
and he might fullfill that prophecy. 
Oh, the council was impressed, of course,
Could he bring balance to the force? 
They interviewed the kid, Oh, training they forbid!

Because, Yoda sensed in him much fear 
And Qui-Gon said, 'now listen here! 
Just stick in your pointy ear
I still, will teach this boy!'

He was singing: Oh my, my 
This here Anakin guy. 
May be Vader, some day later,
Now he's just a small fry. 
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye,
Saying 'soon I'm gonna be a Jedi
soon I'm gonna be a Jedi!'

We caught a ride back to Naboo
'
Cause Queen Amidala wanted to
I frankly would've liked to stay. 
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Little hot-shot flew his plane and saved the day.

And in the end some Gungans died. 
Some ships blew up
And some pilots fried. 
A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle droids were broken!
And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul, and now he's toast
I'm still here, and he's a ghost
I guess, I'll train the boy.

And I was singing: 
Oh my, my ,this here Anakin guy.
May be Vader, some day later
now he's just a small fry.
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
saying 'soon I'm gonna be a Jedi
soon I'm gonna be a Jedi!'

We were singing: 
Oh my, my this here Anakin guy.
May be Vader, some day later
Now he's just a small fry. 
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
saying soon I'm gonna be a Jedi

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